A Mess of Mythic Proportions, Part II

“I’ve gathered all the information on him I can find, both legal and not-so-legal. He’s also a direct descendant of the Roman general who claimed to be you at the Battle of Corinth.” […]


A Mess of Mythic Proportions, Part I

“What the hell did you just say to me?” I screamed, losing the ability to control my temper. “I don’t give a satyr’s ass what Zeus and Hera intend to do. I want that office locked up, the body secured, and Hera needs to be briefed.” […]


A Goddess’s Rights

I’ve been toying with the idea of writing a tell-all book about my life. I think it’s something the mortals will enjoy, while reminding them of who I am and why they need me.” […]


An Agreement Between Gods

I still hear gods and mortals whispering about your little tryst with our resident beauty queen. The world may forget a lot of things about us, Ares, but never the really juicy stuff.” […]


Demeter vs. The “Super Market”

Hello, my sweet little mortals. I do hope y’all are in good spirits and eating well. I’m finding it a bit difficult to fit into this new world. I don’t do well in heavily populated […]