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Immortality – Technically immortal. Immune to the effects of aging, cannot die by any conventional means, and is immune to all known mortal diseases and infections.
Babble-speak – Can communicate in all languages and dialects.
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Hey Mortals, What’s up? I’m the Goddess Nike. You know Me, right? Well, on Mount Olympus, they call me the Little One, cause I’m one of the youngest of the Goddesses, but, at 2 and 3/4 millennia, I’ve learned a lot from the “Old Ones”. Looking side to side, I say in a whispering voice, “Please don’t tell them I said that. My name is recognizable, right? I mean, but you know I’m… I’m sooo much more than just an athletic shoe, and much more than a Hood ornament on a luxury car or a statue you’ve seen in Athens.”
“You see, I’m the “ROAR” of the crowd at a sporting event. I think my favorite is the one you call football. Why are there two sports with the same name? (I Googled it) There’s soccer: the rush when the Latin announcer shouts “GOOOOAL!! GOOOOAL!!” Or the American one when the announcer shouts “Touchdown!!! And…The Crowd…Goes…Wild… “AAHHHHHHHHAA,” at the end of the Super Bowl. Amazing, right? Well, that’s me. THE WINGED GODDESS OF VICTORY!!! I’m the “WHOOWAAAH” of your military. Oooo…Oooo…Oooo…wait…wait…and my all-time favorite is in French, “VICTOIRE! VICTORIE! VICTORIE!” Little did they know they were chanting my name. TeeHee, I get all giggly when I hear it.
Okay, okay, so why am I telling you all of this? Well, you see it’s like, my dad, Zeus: he said he wants us Gods and Goddesses to walk among you in “visible” form, hence my image above, and why we need to get a job. I have no idea what to do. So it’s like this, I’ve always protected my dad and delivered His messages of great importance. I used to bring the laurel leaf wreath to proclaim champions. I used to proclaim the war victors, too, but here in this new era of WAR, all I can do is shake my head and shrug IDK (love these shortcuts). Hey, can I tell you a secret? I’m the one that they send in with the “HUSH MONEY” to keep “paternity” issues from my Lady Hera. Believe me, that is very difficult.
So now what do I do? What “victories” need to be acknowledged? I heard the most important thing to people now is winning something called “Fortnite.” I thought that meant two weeks. (Eye roll, yes, I Googled it). Games are so different now. Where are my athletic champions? Online gaming, what is that? (I Googled that, too).
My friends suggested I go to work at Starbucks or work at a place called Game Stop… uhh…I looked up…Kratos, my older brother, is standing in my doorway “What?” I asked as I stopped typing. “Little one, come on.” He tried to hurry me. “You’ll be late.” He says to me, “Hurry and finish that up.” He was standing there holding my cloak, awaiting me to come with him.
Okay, you guys, I got to go. Let me know what you think about my job choice. I don’t know why I can’t just work at the office (trust fund kid and all). I mean, I’ve been the head charioteer and his personal bodyguard for like ever. So, I don’t know why I need a job with the mortals. Wish me luck today…heading to boil some beans and water.
Thanks for checking out my page. Chat soon!
Your friend Nike the Winged Goddess
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