I come bearing terrible news. It appears that none of which I have told you has been true.
A fortnight ago, I was exploring in the woods behind my home in the mortal world, when I stumbled across some herbs I had never seen before. After what I thought was extensive scrutiny and testing, I concluded they were harmless and I ground them into a tincture for easing stress.
I made the brew too strong.
The concoction, of which I only drank a single sip, spiraled me into a hallucinatory dream state for the past ten or so days.
The fog cleared around my head this morning, for me to find that my boss has not been transmogrified into a snake and, is in fact, still running the program where I work.
It is a devastating blow and a harsh wake up to reality. But perhaps it doesn’t have to be. Perhaps I can relive what I can now call the most satisfying dream I’ve ever had.
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